THE HECK THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the heck is going on here? It's like a shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is giving me a headache. Can someone please click here explain before I lose it? Seriously Fucking Crap?! Dude, this is totally ridiculous. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's like the